Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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