This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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