Don't you send me to vm
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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