It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
