god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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