so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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