so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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