wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
as a side note pls kill me
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