apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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