I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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