Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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