i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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