I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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