I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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