had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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