Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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