I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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