Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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