I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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