actually, I'm a sock model
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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