i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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