friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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