I murdered the dance floor call the cops
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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