I just cut my nipple shaving
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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