oh god the rape fog is back!
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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