How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
We got so high we made milksteak
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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