No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
True college students do jello shots in the library
The air taste purple.
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