The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Alive.
So much puke
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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