But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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