I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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