In the future we'll all be gay
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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