now i know why i became what i already was.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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