My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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