Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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