Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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