Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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