But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I forget how to act sober
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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