Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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