Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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