Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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