tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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My penis needs a shock collar
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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