She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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