I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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