Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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