If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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