What did we do last night that was yellow?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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