In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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