you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I think your dad took our porno
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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