i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
Randomize