what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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