Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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