Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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