idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
