Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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