I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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